Idiots Join Here

It's Easy...Even for an Idiot!

Ok, here's the scoop. Get an envelope, a stamp, and your checkbook and write a check payable to the International Idiots Club for $6.00 for each membership, that's $12.00 for two, and send it to:

International Idiots Club
PO Box 2011
South Padre Island, TX 78597-2011

Now here's the part that's hard. Include your name and address so we can send you one of those nice new membership cards that's good for a year of membership and discounts. Also include your email address so we can email you if we have any questions. If you want to order one or more t-shirts, you might as well enclose the total amount in one check. Check out the t-shirts for members here.

If you're into saving a buck or two, then come to Boomerang Billy's Beach Bar on Saturday or Sunday between 1:30 and 4:00, that's in the afternoon, and you can have a great time and buy your membership for $5.00 each and save the processing and mailing fee.

If this seems all too hard....then please contact us and we'll put our heads together and make it work.